With any new recurring plan
The Turd
Nerdz
#1 dog waste removal service
No Contracts Required.
Sign up for recurring poop pickup in Bluewater Bay & Niceville. Pick how often we come — we'll handle the rest.
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Recurring pet waste removal
Sign up for weekly or biweekly cleanings. Pick the schedule that fits your yard.
How It Works
Four steps between you and a poop-free lawn.
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Answer 3 quick questions, get your price instantly.
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Pick your schedule and tell us where the gate is.
We Scoop
Our nerds show up, scoop every visit, snap a photo.
Enjoy Your Yard
Walk out barefoot. We've got the rest covered.
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Same calculator as our full quote page, right here on the homepage. A few taps and you've got a real number.
This Is What "Handled" Looks Like
A dog, a yard, and a job we genuinely don't mind doing. This is what a visit from The Turd Nerdz actually looks like.
Get Instant Quote →Our Services
From weekly scooping to a one-time yard rescue, here's how we keep Bluewater Bay & Niceville yards clean.
Recurring Scooping
Weekly or biweekly visits, first cleanup free.
- No more dog waste in the yard
- Locally run — not a franchise
- No contracts, no hidden fees
- Scoop on your schedule
- Photo proof every visit
- Kennel-grade tool sanitizing, included
Yard Reset
Overgrown yard? We'll do a deep cleanup — flat $69, discounted if you sign up for recurring service too.
Learn more →Rental & Property Turnover
Vacation rentals and HOA common areas, cleaned and sanitized between guests or on a set schedule.
Learn more →Real Dogs, Real Yards
A few of our favorite yards and faces.
Every Yard
Every Dog
Every Visit
Every TimeWho This Is For
Basically, anyone with a dog and better things to do.
The Busy Professional
You've got a calendar full of meetings, not backyard patrol. We've got it.
The New Parent
Your hands are already full — literally. Let us handle the other mess.
The Savvy Senior
Bending over 50 times a week isn't retirement. We'll take that chore off your list.
“I'd Rather Do Literally Anything Else”
No judgment. We genuinely enjoy this. Weird, but lucky for you.
What Neighbors Are Saying
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Bluewater Bay & Niceville
“Our yard hasn't been this clean since we got the dog. Kai and the team text a photo of the gate after every visit so we always know it's latched — such a nice touch.”
“No contract, easy to schedule, and they're genuinely friendly. Exactly what I wanted from a scooping service.”
“Signed up for the first-cleanup-free offer and just... never cancelled. Worth every penny. Kai even remembered our dog's name on visit two.”
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Currently Serving
Bluewater Bay, Niceville, and nearby pockets of Okaloosa County — and we're adding neighborhoods as fast as we can scoop. Not listed yet? Enter your ZIP above and we'll let you know.
Get Your Yard Back — First Cleanup Free
Sign up for any recurring plan and we'll scoop your first visit on us. No contracts, no catch.
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